I tried not reblogging this, but I failed. What the FUCK are you doing, Tazer. And why can you not grow hair on your actual face.
So my Kaner/Tazer fic has migrated sideways and they still play hockey and Kaner’s flirting still drives Johnny bonkers, but now Kaner is a demon from Hell and Johnny is an angel from Heaven.
It will be better than it sounds, I swear.
IDEK. But the darn thing is writing itself.
After he’s gotten all the other questions out of the way, Johnny asks, “Was…is Oshie a demon? Is that why he got me arrested?”
“No,” says Patrick, so emphatically that Jonathan would believe him even if Pat hadn’t said he wasn’t allowed to lie. “Chaos spirit, maybe. Shitty hockey player, definitely.”
“Chaos spirit,” says Johnny. “Is that a thing?”
Patrick just laughs at him. Johnny would hate him except that hate is not very heavenly. He settles for glaring at him.
“Heaven doesn’t tell you shit, do they?” Patrick asks.
Mads Mikkelsen by Patrizio Di Renzo
I’m not watching Hannibal, for various reasons, but I love this photoshoot so much. I want to cast Mads Mikkelsen as the king of some post-apocalyptic space vikings. *chinhands*
No, no, no, no, no.
Sweetheart, I feel you. That slow smile in the bottom right is just NOT FAIR. /o\
FINE. I am reblogging this. GOD.
nhl meme - two quotes (2/2)
“He has a gigantic ass.” — Patrick Sharp on Jonathan Toews
Me: *says something awkward*Me: *realizes it*Me: *spends the next week thinking about it 24/7 while feeling incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassed and attempting to avoid everyone*
unendingfandoms asked: ✪ Kaner/Tazer
Hmmm, for you I have a bit of a Kaner/Tazer possesion!kink thing I started when Kaner got back from Switzerland and then got bored with, and now...