May 14, 2013

I tried not reblogging this, but I failed. What the FUCK are you doing, Tazer. And why can you not grow hair on your actual face.

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May 14, 2013
Fic Update

So my Kaner/Tazer fic has migrated sideways and they still play hockey and Kaner’s flirting still drives Johnny bonkers, but now Kaner is a demon from Hell and Johnny is an angel from Heaven. 

…

It will be better than it sounds, I swear.

…

IDEK. But the darn thing is writing itself.

***

After he’s gotten all the other questions out of the way, Johnny asks, “Was…is Oshie a demon? Is that why he got me arrested?”

 “No,” says Patrick, so emphatically that Jonathan would believe him even if Pat hadn’t said he wasn’t allowed to lie. “Chaos spirit, maybe. Shitty hockey player, definitely.”

 “Chaos spirit,” says Johnny. “Is that a thing?”

 Patrick just laughs at him. Johnny would hate him except that hate is not very heavenly. He settles for glaring at him.

 “Heaven doesn’t tell you shit, do they?” Patrick asks.

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Filed under: hockey hockey fic patrick kane Jonathan Toews 
May 13, 2013

Mads Mikkelsen by Patrizio Di Renzo

I’m not watching Hannibal, for various reasons, but I love this photoshoot so much. I want to cast Mads Mikkelsen as the king of some post-apocalyptic space vikings. *chinhands*

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May 13, 2013
rossettichristina: shut.up. WHAT IS THIS MAGIC??

rossettichristina:

shut.up.

WHAT IS THIS MAGIC??

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11:27am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZftnFxkuqJ3H
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May 13, 2013

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May 12, 2013

puckling:

No. 

No, no, no, no, no. 

Sweetheart, I feel you. That slow smile in the bottom right is just NOT FAIR. /o\

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7:38pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZftnFxks3-FV
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May 12, 2013

FINE. I am reblogging this. GOD.

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May 12, 2013

puckling:

dimbleby:

nhl meme - two quotes (2/2)

“He has a gigantic ass.” — Patrick Sharp on Jonathan Toews

yiiiiiis

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May 11, 2013

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! *WANTS*

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May 11, 2013

There is nothing not amazing about this. #jonstewart

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